Hi there. I haven’t forgotten about you.

I’ve been busy. No, not screwing around with people who like to be blindfolded, but with work. As much as I’d like it to be, Random Screaming is merely a hobby, but a gratifying one. So, to the grind of the office continues.

I’ve been stretched a bit thin, with the downward spiral of our shitty economy, the crazy upcoming political election (which means yes on Obama, and NO on both Prop 8 and Prop 4—that would be the guy that isn’t the old geezer running for president, the gay marriage ban, and the parental notification on teen abortion).

These are the things that drive me crazy. What a world we live in, no? Regardless of your platform (and I am encouraging all within ear and eyeshot to vote as suggested above) I implore you all to just…vote.

My father, who I love, but am certainly not the best of friends with, was in the Navy for nearly 25 years and did four tours of duty in Vietnam to guarantee the freedom we have in this country. And I’m not some red, white, and blue patriot who pontificates from soapboxes while NASCAR roars on in the background, but I am a sex-positive aficionado who thinks that if you want to tie someone up and vomit on them because it butters your bread, that you should be able to, no matter how freaky and as long as it doesn’t involve minors or animals and everyone involved has consented. I doubt that maverick John McCain feels the same.

For the record, I think tying someone up and vomiting is vulgar and disgusting and I would never be down for that swirl, but then again, the very gay cock-sucking and butt-fucking things I do probably turn heads as well, so each one, teach one. And by that, I mean: No judgment.

In closing, my friends Karin and Aldo have a very cool non-profit that encourages people to get involved in social activism, whatever that may be, for you in your community. I suggest you check them out at http://www.tradeandrow.org. And if you’re in Los Angeles, they’re having a documentary film fest Oct. 16-18. Check their site for more information.

Okay, back to work for me kiddos. More later. I haven’t forgotten about my $50 gift certificate contest to The Pleasure Chest, and as always, I’m always open to talk about your questions, gripes, insecurities, and problems as it relates to relationships, sex, masturbation, dating, and the like. You know where to find me.

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